As an aspiring screenwriter, I created this blog as a platform to communicate and interact with new and seasoned scriptwriters, to share advice, tips and stories, and to discuss the craft of screenwriting. It is through this blog that I discovered Not Long Now (@NotLongNowUK), an interactive zombie theatre project, who are currently looking for potential writers. Sound cool? That’s what I thought. Creator, Sandy Nicholson, has written for theatre and film, as well as television and web series, so he is an extremely informed scriptwriter. I interviewed Sandy to promote his theatre project, and to simultaneously acquire some free scriptwriting advice! I hope everyone finds this as useful as I did.
First of all, tell us about Sandy Nicholson? How did you get into scriptwriting?
Those of you who know me will already be steeped in the certainty that this will contain rants. Those of you, who don't know me, will find that certainty now.
Well I got into scriptwriting the way I think a lot of people do. I did a degree in Creative Writing at London Met, the 107th best university in the country, and from there I did what every writer does. I wrote loads and I shouted loudly. I got myself a group of people who I trusted and liked the writing of, and through a combination of meeting the right people and going out and doing things myself, things started to happen. Since then I've written for radio, theatre, the web and television, and I've lectured around the country on characterisation and dialogue.
Tell us about Comfort Food, your award winning web series? Do you think the web series is a good format for aspiring screenwriters?
I think anything is a good format for aspiring screenwriters. The spectrum of creativity stretches from Game of Thrones epics to fucking LOLcats, but for a new writer the important bridge isn't going from demotivational posters to features, it's going from nothing to the spectrum. As long as you are doing something, you're doing something right.
A web series is an affordable way to tell a long form story, but it all depends on the idea as to whether it's going to be worth it. I don't believe a web series should be just a feature chopped into bits. If you have a story which not only can but should be told over several weeks, then a web series is a terrific way of getting your writing out there in an easily ingestible format, but so is a short.
In the end my ambition is to write for television, and spec TV pilots don't get passed around with anywhere approaching the vehemence of spec features. So, as I wanted to get stuff seen, a web series was perfect for me. It involved finding the right crew, marketing it and raising the money, but it worked out. However, I've also gained a lot of extremely useful contacts and general mileage out of
preposterously low-fi animated poetry videos.
There's a line in a Futurama episode where one of the characters says: “This is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.” This is a writing term called “lampshading” which is where you eliminate a problem by calling attention to it. The right idea will lend itself gracefully to any road blocks you may encounter. The limitations of what you can do with the resources and industry clout you have are all at the mercy of the right idea. The Poimtry videos are about my having no skill as an animator. Comfort Food is about being simple, sweet and just a bit nice.
The show itself is about a long distance couple who decide that every week they'll call each other up and bake something together. It's essentially a cooking show with a plot. Each week you meet up with the same characters and watch how they deal with the difficulties of being apart, while also learning how to make desserts. It's simple and gentle, and very much rooted in showing how they make it work, rather than wondering if they will. The pilot is available online at
www.comfortfood.tv and the remaining episodes are being edited together as we speak for release at the end of this year.
Tell us about Not Long Now? It’s such an exciting and original idea. How did you come up with it?
For those who don't know,
Not Long Now is an immersive theatre project set during the early hours of a zombie apocalypse. The audience can roam the building, choosing to follow any of several groups of survivors, and follow their interweaving plots as the creatures start to break in.
As for the idea, Aaron Sorkin said “Good writers borrow from other writers; great writers steal from them outright”. I watched an incredible film called Pontypool about a few people stuck in a radio booth trying to report on the bizarre, violent events happening outside. It's a zombie film that features very few zombies, it's all about not knowing what's going on, not knowing what to do and not being able to see any of it, and it's fascinating in about eight other ways only spiders have names for.
From that I took the idea of setting a play during the zombie apocalypse where the prime minister and several other high up politicians are stuck inside Number 10, forced to concede that there's really nothing they can do. At the end I wanted the audience to storm the stage as though they were the zombies. I pitched this idea to the writing group I run, and one member said: “Or you could set it in a house, and have the audience wandering round with them?”
I can't emphasise enough how important surrounding yourself with people you trust and admire is. Make them people who are different from you, who write different stories. Most of all make them people who aren't afraid to bury you. Good writers don't want to be told they're good; they want to be told how to be better.
I took his idea and ran with it. I scrapped there being no zombies, and turned it into a platform not just for me, but for new writers all around London. There are so many great ones, and it’s such a difficult industry to sneak your way into, so I wanted to be able to offer these people chance to be part of something.
You’re currently looking for a team of writers to join this project. I’m sure many aspiring scriptwriters – including myself – would be extremely interested in this opportunity. What are you looking for in potential writers?
I'm looking for good writers. And by good of course I mean: “I like them”. Hard as we try there's still no better definition of the word good. Any genre is fine, scripts, prose, poetry, I don't mind, I just want something that shows me how you write and that shows me you're coming up with things that are interesting. I want to be surprised. I would rather see a good writer trying something new than an immaculately put together script on a well worn subject.
I'm very much a beginner in the writing world, and I can't tell you what will sell or be popular, I can only tell you what I want to see, and that's something with good characterisation that surprised me.
What’s the main difference between writing for film, television, theatre and the web?
The difference between TV and film is easy. TV is long-form, and it's separated into chunks. Each of these chunks has to have a cohesive plot that has an appropriate ending. For the most part web series' are much the same, only on a smaller scale, there has to be an element of something self contained to each episode. With most of this kind of writing you won't be thinking about an end to the story, it's a setting in which multiple stories can take place. Comfort Food actually didn't follow that rule, we wanted it to end after six episodes, but almost all other web series' out there are looking making ongoing stories across multiple series'. Comfort Food didn't lend itself to that, but if your idea does I'd recommend it as a much better way of approaching it.
Film and theatre is harder. There are general rules, but they exist to be beaten and ignored, and many of them contradict each other. Some say film has to be bigger because there's more scope for locations and characters, some say theatre has to be bigger because there are no close-ups, so all emotion has to be visible from a distance. But theatre has leant itself to spectacle just as much as film has, and since theatre often takes place in smaller venues the limitations of what can and can't be seen are very much space dependant. There aren't really any bedrock principals to live by. Certain ideas lend themselves more to one medium or the other but this is entirely case by case.
The one thing I do try to incorporate with my theatre writing is the one thing which is fundamentally different: the audience. I'm not suggesting all theatre shows have to be interactive, site specific or anything close to either of those things, but your audience is sitting there. They're part of the story whether you acknowledge it or not, so have some fun acknowledging it. Many shows feature actors coming out of the audience. You can include smells, atmosphere. You can create surround sound in a way that's far in advance of what film can. The actor/audience dynamic is there to be played with. In the past I've done shows where the audience was being addressed as if they were a mute character. I wrote a show where one of the actors sat in with the audience and heckled the performance, eventually becoming part of it as the actors were forced to respond.
Theatre is cheaper than film, and can afford to be more daring. If the lights go out, the audience is in the dark. They can't turn the lights back on. If you want them to be cold, you can make them cold. This is the difference between theatre and film, and it's there for you to make all the mischief you can.
What else are you working on besides Not Long Now?
I just finished a romantic comedy feature about what it's really like to be a bit on the side. That's being workshopped first, until it's ready to be sent out. I'm about to start a new horror feature about people trapped at a sexaholics anonymous meeting. I'll be continuing with performance poetry and terrible animations, I'll be doing press for Comfort Food and Not Long Now, and I just started up a band playing swing songs about flirting. It's a busy time but I'm excited about everything I'm involved with.
Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions. Do you have any final words of advice for aspiring screenwriters?
There's boat loads of great advice out there from people much smarter, more accomplished and articulate than me, so I won't tell you the generic advice (although just because it's generic certainly doesn't mean it isn't true, entirely the opposite). Instead I'll tell you the things that have helped me that I haven't heard other people say yet.
1: No genre should be off limits. You might not like romance films or zombie films but it's your job as a writer to make anything interesting. You're in control of making your work great; the conventions of that genre are slaves to you. Try everything.
2: Always be learning. Not just about writing, always be learning about psychology or philosophy or science or bees or cakes or clouds or maths or music. If you look deep enough at anything you will find something fascinating you never knew before. Everything is cool deep down, and the more engaged you are in the world around you, the more your writing will show that. Ignorance is not bliss, ignorance is shit.
3: Listen to pop music. And I don't mean the general term popular music meaning anything that isn't classical, I mean listen to fucking Girls Aloud. An enormous amount of time and effort goes into the structure of pop. Pop follows trends, it follows 3 act structure, it peaks and it troughs and the songs have climaxes and aftermaths. You can talk about how shit it is and you'll be entirely within your rights. Worse, you'll be telling the truth. But like it or not, you're in the maths game now.
Art is not emotional, art is intellectual. If we wanted to listen to pure emotion we'd listen to people screaming their lungs out unintelligibly. By turning that scream into words you are ascribing a structure to it and packaging it in a way that is relatable to an audience. Then you're going to put that package within the context of sequences of events. You're writing equations. Emotion is not enough. That song you love doesn't make you cry because the person writing it meant it, it makes you cry because a) the person writing it knew how to write something that made you cry, they knew the formulae, and b) you ascribed something to it. You are the emotional centre, not it.
Listen to Girls Aloud. You don't have to like it and you certainly don't have to go away and write like it, but there is something important to understanding the precision involved in crafting something specifically designed to stick in the heads of as many human beings as possible. Write your terrifyingly obtuse masterpiece, I'll read it, I really will. But a greater understanding of the mathematics behind taking that scream and turning it into a song is infinitely more valuable to you as someone whose job it is to craft emotion.
Thanks for reading, you marvellous people! (I just realised I've been spelling marvellous wrong for about six years).
To find out more about Comfort Food or to watch the pilot, visit the website. For updates and behind-the-scenes footage, check out Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.
For more detailed information about how to get involved with Not Long Now, visit the website or check out Twitter and Facebook.